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PAL (PHILIPPINE AIRLINES)
Mabuhay! Welcome to Philippine Airlines! This is the pre-boarding announcement for flight PR75 to South Korea. We are now inviting those passengers with small children and any passengers requiring special assistance to begin boarding at this time. Please have your boarding pass and identification ready. Regular boarding will begin in approximately ten minutes time. Thank you.
Thank you for calling Jollibee Delivery!
To ensure quality, this call will be recorded, and the information will be used for future ordering and delivery transactions. Please stay on the line if you agree. Otherwise, you may choose to end this call. To order, press one. For follow up and other concerns, press two. I’m sorry I didn’t receive a response. To order, press one. For follow up and other concerns, press two. Please call us back and dial hash tag 8-7000.
Good day! Your call will be re-directed to hash tag 8-7000. On your next call, please make sure to press the hash tag or pound key first, and then, 8-7000, to reach Jollibee delivery. To ensure quality, this call will be recorded, and the information will be used for future ordering and delivery transactions. Please stay on the line if you agree. Otherwise, you may choose to end this call. To order, press one. For follow up and other concerns, press two. I’m sorry I didn’t receive a response. To order, press one. For follow up and other concerns, press two. Please call us back and dial hash tag 8-7000.
Start it right … Everything’s going to be alright …
Oh Hooray … for today …
Paparapapa … love ko ’to!
Skin so soft… Smooth and healthy, all over. With Myra E hand and body lotion, the one with bids bursting with the power of Vitamin E. Be confident, Be sexy. With Myra E hand and body lotion.
Make celebrations extra special with a creamy lady’s choice macaroni salad.
Since the 1990’s, surf has always been one of the most loved Filipino brands. Not only did it stand for great value, Surf also stood for good Filipino values. Ipinagdiwang ng Surf ang mga nanay na madiskarte at marunong sa buhay. Honored for being wais. But through the years, nagbago na rin si misis. Ang Surf misis ngayon ay savvier, hyper connected and has bigger dreams for the family. She is their light and leader while being the manager of the home. She’s actively finding ways to stir the family forward. Yan ang bagong wais na misis. Ang laban nya sa buhay. To create more opportunities for the family, despite her limited resources. Kaya nyang lampasan ang mga pagsubok at expectations ng iba, with so much positivity. Bahagi ito ng laban nyang mapabuti ang buhay nilang pamilya. At pagdating sa paglalaba(?), alam nyang may kakayahan ang damit at pagdala sa sarili, na ibahin ang takbo ng kanilang buhay. She also chooses products that give her much more than what she paid for. Ito and makabagong laban, at paglalaba ng bagong wais na misis. Labang wais na magiging best kakampi ni mommy as she exceeds expectations. This 2019, we celebrate the new surf misis. Ang wais na hero sa paglalaba. Makabagong hero din ng kanyang pamilya. With this, Surf will continue to live its legacy as the most loved Filipino brand. Para sa labang wais. Stay tuned this May 2019.
Ang susunod na programa ay may temang SPG. Striktong patnubay at gabay ng magulang ang kaylangan. Maaring may masisilang tema, linggwahe, karahasan, sekswal, horror, o droga, na hindi angkop sa mga bata.
Good morning and welcome to another early bird morning special. I’m your DJ Monica, and you’re listening to WRR 101.9, your #1 radio station here in the Philippines. (WRR 101.9 for life …)
Be sure to stick around during the next hour of the show for our early bird concert ticket giveaway. Until then let’s get that blood pumping with guns and roses in the mix.